Friday, January 27, 2006

Blasphemy on the Highway


Yesterday was a long day that involved many hours in traffic. Thank goodness Sara, Joe and I had each other. When my iPod battery ran out of juice, we switched the radio onto NPR (Correction: Joe put it on KFYI and I changed it to KJZZ). We sat and listened to the reports regarding the Hamas victory in Palestine.

We were quiet for a while and then tried to "fix" the problem. Isn't there a way they can all just get along? Maybe not. This thought did not improve the mood. You see, the three of us are kind of the types of people who look at a problem and come up with a solution. It might be a very complicated solution that involves a lot of compromise, but there's always got to be a way to fix the situation. Twenty-something optimists, right?

Finally, my thoughts became so heavy and we were about to reach our destination. In an effort to lighten the mood I offered this suggestion:

Well, maybe we'll have Christ's second-coming and all of the Christians would be happy, return to God and leave everyone else behind. Then, the Palestines and the Israelis could have all the land they wanted!

OK, OK, so it doesn't completely help because everyone wants the HOLY land, which is on one location. Joe suggested that the holy land be reallocated. You guys have this part of the world, you over there have that part of the world, etc.

In any event, something's got to change. Right?

2 comments:

~~~Aunt Laurie said...

I always thought it should be like Disneyland, but nobody would own it. Perhaps the UN would manage and maintain it. Charge admission and then distribute the profit evenly amongst all nations. :o)

Actions and Consequences said...

So I thought a little bit more about this and how we could rewrite the stories of the bible so people will believe the new holy lands are for reals.
Moses thought, screw this dump of a desert. So God parted the seas and wisked the Jews to Hawaii.